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Lisa Turpin ([info]clamosus) wrote in [info]the_last_year,
@ 2006-12-21 14:18:00


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Who: Goldy the troll and Turnip the hag
What: MORE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
When: Afternoon
Where: Near the lake and later IN the lake
Why: No reason


Lisa Turpin was in a cheery mood even though she had just suffered from one of the most boring Ancient Runes lesson ever. Luckily, she could think about the bag of sugar that was waiting for her in her dormitory. Her mother had sent her a big bag full of sweets in the morning. It was something that she did every year. But this year's bag was slightly bigger than the year before's, possibly because it was her last year. Anyway, she had just gotten her bag of unhealthy junk from the dormitory and she was now making her way outside incase a pack of ickly firsties suddenly attacked her because of the contents of the bag she was holding.

Finding a large tree to sit under, she sat and starting looking through the bag to see what she had received this year. It was the same as always, a few chocolate frogs here, a few packets of Bertie Botts there, chuck in a few sugar quills and...

"Droobles best blowing gum!" she exclaimed gleefully.

Lisa's absolute favorite sweet in the world were Droobles but her mother had never ever sent her it before now because every time Lisa had one she'd go on a sugar high and would start filling the room with the blue bubbles. But sugar high or not, she took one out, started chewing and blew a giant bubble out.

Ahh. The joys that a few chunks of sugar could bring.


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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 19:27 (link)
Unlike Turnip Turpin, Anthony wasn't in a good mood that day. He had messed up during his Potions class and Professor Slughorn had given him a long lecture about the importance of excelling in Potions. Peeves had also thrown wet balloons at him, causing his hair to be wet. Oh, he was very much the unlucky boy that day. And so he decided to stay outdoors to keep away from any more unfortunate incidents. Taking refuge by walking by the lake was about the only thing he could think of at that moment, and so there he was, walking by himself and minding his own business. Until, of course, he saw Lisa herself, eating something. He smirked to himself. "Aren't you going to get fat, eating all those candy?"

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 19:43 (link)
Enjoying her gum, she was quite content in gazing absentmindly into space until she was rudely interrupted. Bloody Goldstein, I mean Goldy. She saw that he looked grumpy which would mean that he was in a bad mood, but then again he was always like that so it didn't mean much. Lisa looked up, a tad annoyed. "Course not. There's something called exercise," Idiot. "and it's not like I'm going to eat it all at once." Actually, it wouldn't be the first time that Lisa's stuffed her face with bagfulls of lollies, and she wouldn't get sick. Or fat.

Noticing that his hair was wet, she asked "Have you been swimming in the lake?", before blowing a bubble in his face.

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 19:50 (link)
He looked at her scornfully. "Yeah, right. As if flying on your broomstick will get you to lose your weight." Anthony shook his head in contempt. When would people LEARN that Quidditch wasn't excercise? Seriously. "And no, I haven't been swimming. Why would I want to do that?" He pursed his lips, not intending to elaborate any further about Peeves, because he knew that Turnip would say something that would embarrass him for later, and he had enough of humiliation so far. Second Year girls kept flocking at him and asking him if those knickers were really his, and there were also some who gave him pamphlets regarding discounts at Muggle lingerie outlets. It was most annoying and most tragic. But with his super Prefect powers, he managed to give most of them detention, which was good enough for the boy.

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 20:05 (link)
Lisa sighed. "I said exercise. Quidditch isn't the only form of exercise there is, you know. Just because you can't fly. And I don't need to lose weight either" She paused to blow another bubble. Whee. There were now quite a few bubbles surrounding the two, she tried to pop one with her finger. It didn't work.

"I don't know. The fact that you're an idiot could be a good reason. Actually, now that I think about it, I doubt you can even swim," She smirked. That would make a lot of sense. "So if you didn't go swimming, then why's your hair wet?" Not that she really cared about it, but you know. Ravenclaw's are meant to be curious, aren't they?

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 20:12 (link)
"The only exercise I ever see you doing is Quidditch." Anthony raised his eyebrows in disbelief, because he had decided some years ago that Turnip was lazy and did nothing but play Quidditch. Because he was like that, the silly boy. "And by the way, I can swim. Very well." All right, that was a lie. Anthony couldn't swim. Or play most sports. Why should he? It wasn't interesting enough, and he couldn't be bothered with it. "It's also none of your business why my hair is wet." He smiled impishly. "Why? Does it look good?"

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 21:06 (link)
"Just becauseyou don't watch me exercise doesn't mean I don't. And that would make you worse seeing as I've never even seen you do any exercise at all. It's like, since you can't fly doesn't mean Quidditch sucks," she replied rolling her eyes. She had no idea where the last comment came from, but oh well. And Lisa did lots of exercise... when she was in the mood. "Pfft. I'm sure you can swim. Why don't you prove it?"

WHAT? Lisa snorted, but she didn't actually snort because that would've just been gross. She made a sort of choking noise instead. "HA! That just made my day, Goldy." Lisa then blew a few more bubbles before collapsing in a fit of giggles. The sugar was starting to affect her now.

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 21:10 (link)
"I don't need to prove anything to you," said Anthony breezily, and that was that. He frowned slightly when he saw that Lisa was about to snort, and then scowled when she started to laugh. See what happens when he tried to make a joke. It was a lame joke, but nevertheless, a joke. And he only said it because he didn't appreciate having his hair insulted. "Yes, that was so funny, wasn't it?" he asked sarcastically, before muttering under his breath, "yellow-haired hag" and not caring whether or not she heard him. Turnip was going to have to get used to the fact that he was going to call her a hag... forever! And ever. AND EVER. Until she stopped calling him Goldy.

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 21:24 (link)
Fine then, be a grumpy and boring troll. "In other words, you can't swim." Lisa wasn't deaf so she was able to hear what Goldy said, or at least enough to figure out what he said. Bloody hell. Not that she really cared about being called a yellow-haired hag, but it'd be weird if he suddenly called that out in the corridor and she looked around, everyone would laugh and such since she responded. She'll bribe him with candy! Like that's going to work but oh well. She stood up since she felt a tad inferior because she had to constantly look up to Goldy.

"Humph. Let's make a deal. If I give you some of my lollies, Goldy, would you stop calling me a hag? Or if I kicked you, would you stop calling me a hag? Or even better. Would you just stop calling me a hag?"

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 21:30 (link)
There was no way Turnip was going to start making him inferior just because she stood up. For one thing, he was a lot taller than she was, whether or not she was sitting, or standing up. He pretended to ponder over her questions for a while, placing a hand on his cheek, before grinning and snatching the bag of candies away from her and running off with it. "I win!" he called out.

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 21:36 (link)
But Lisa could at least feel less inferior seeing as she would be taller standing than sitting.

"COME BACK HERE YOU-!" Of course that wasn't the only thing she said while she ran after him. But the things she did say were too inappropriate to write so you shall have to use your on imagination to think of the naughty things that she did say. It wasn't that hard for her to catch up seeing as she actually exercised and that she regularly chased her brothers around at home when they stole her things. The trick was to kick them on the back of the knee. Which was exactly what Lisa did while she tried to grab back her bag by pushing Goldy away.

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 21:50 (link)
As Turnip said... what ever naughty word that she said, Anthony was too surprised to keep running, and had paused, causing the girl to have time to kick him and he fell down. Ouch. That hurt quite a bit. It never occurred to him that Turnip was THAT strong. "Argh! Savaged HAG!" he shouted, before pulling her legs to make her fall down, too. Mwahaha. Yes, he was evil.

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 22:04 (link)
"BLOODY TROLL!" she screamed as she fell down. Lisa couldn't be that weak since her brothers liked to wrestle and do lots of other boyish things which required strength. Being Lisa, she wasn't just going to go down without a fight. She spat the piece of gum at his face before standing up to take her bag. Aww. No more gum for her to chew now. "Take THAT! And I am not a HAG."

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 22:26 (link)
"URGH!" Now Anthony had bits of the gum she had been eating on his face. He pushed it away from his face, looking quite upset. "That was utterly disgusting, Turnip-hag!" You would think that he was already tired of arguing with her, but no. This wasn't done yet! Now fully standing up, he lunged to get the bag of candy again -- revenge was something he was planning to get from her after being kicked and spat with a gum on his face!

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 22:38 (link)
Okay so maybe the gum spitting was a bit gross, but it was too late now. "Well that is my candy GOLDY!" She had planned to push him away once again before he could lay his hands on her bag. Lisa sprang towards him just as he got hold of the bag and pushed him back towards lake but whether he got in or not, she didn't notice because she was looking for her bag of candy. Bloody hell. Must she always get into a violent fight everytime that they bumped into eachother.

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 22:47 (link)
And off Anthony went, landing on the cold water. First, he was wet. Then, he was wetter. The day couldn't get any better. And wow, that even rhymed. He sighed loudly and got back on his two feet. Sure, he wasn't athletic, but he was good at defending himself -- somewhat. And dragging her into the lake, which was what he was doing now, could be considered an act of self-defense. Okay, so not really. It was more of another act of revenge. "How do you like being wet now, TURNIP?"

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[info]clamosus
2006-12-20 22:56 (link)
Oh, what the hey. She was in the water, she may as well enjoy it by doing the most immature thing she could think of. And that was to splash him with water and to pull him back down. "You know how you said you could swim before? Let's have a swimming contest!" Or, water fight was also good too as she continued to splash him. "AND IT'S REFRESHING!" Liar. It wasn't refreshing at all. It was freezing. And the water was really gross. But Lisa wasn't going to admit that to Goldy. No way.

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[info]detentionist
2006-12-20 23:02 (link)
Not the water! NO! It was cold, and -- arggh she was splashing him with water. You'd think that a normal bloke would be pleased to be in the water with another girl, and he would've been, but the problem was that it was Turnip-Hag and there was nothing enjoyable about that. Plus she was a savage. "IT IS NOT!" he shouted, trying to get out of the water but being pulled back and splashed. And so he did what a normal person would do -- he splashed more water at her.

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